Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.