Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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One man's folly is often another man's wife.
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Call the bald man, ''Boy;'' make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace.
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The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our yawns
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A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse
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The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.
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Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.
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Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.
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In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
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True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.
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Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.
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Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.
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Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
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What a man calls his ''conscience'' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.