Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
wise color sensual
She spoke and loosened from her bosom the embroidered girdle of many colors into which all her allurements were fashioned. In it was love and int desire which steals the mind even of the wise.
leadership sleep responsibility
A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities.
football beer dirt
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
kings rocks self
I've finally tapped into that spirit of self-destruction that makes rock-n-roll the king of music!
lying motherhood fatherhood
I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood.
goods-and-services goods
Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
knives butchers
Never throw a butcher knife in anger.
sandwiches bedroom share
Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich.
guy blame speak
Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.
years feelings cash
This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then bang! That's when I'll cash in.
book men color
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill a Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin but what good does that do me?
kings animal gun
Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!
easy states hard
Women are easy, state capitals are hard.
scene call-me
Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'