Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
dad thinking age
I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.
stupid kidneys doe
Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.
winning odor unions
Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.
funny-simpsons good-things ends
Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.
rumor goes-on prison
I only hope those rumors I hear about what goes on in prison are greatly exaggerated.
here-i-am sucker great-simpsons
And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
real work-out christianity
You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
florida grandpa biting
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.
looks remember great-simpsons
Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
mean laughing ass
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
stars rocks rock-star
Rock stars, is there anything they don't know?
cities alive kill-me
I'll get out of this city alive, even if it kills me!
tree jerk standing-there
It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!
mean rhetorical knows
Do I know what rhetorical means?