Jane Wagner
Jane Wagner
Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 February 1935
CityMorristown, TN
CountryUnited States of America
thinking ideas survival
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
kids knowing being-a-kid
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
reality thinking views
My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.
thinking giving people
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.
dancing molecules mystical
When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.
thinking drug freak
Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?
mirrors laughing
Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
getting-what-you-want realizing knows
Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.
spiritual atheist science
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.
dream children doctors
You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.
women optimistic memorable
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
stress reality causes
I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.
funny illusions-of-grandeur delusions-of-grandeur
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
goal worry tunes
I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.