Jane Wagner
Jane Wagner
Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 February 1935
CityMorristown, TN
CountryUnited States of America
thinking ideas survival
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
reality hunches collectives
What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.
reality thinking views
My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.
kids knowing being-a-kid
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
reality hunches collectives
Reality is just a collective hunch.
dying worst whole-life
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
understanding moments awe
At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.
love perspective mind
The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.
mom my-mom going-to-work
My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.
ego infinity ego-trip
Infinity: Time on an ego trip.
dark worry fleas
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.
conscious hard mobile
... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.
inspiring loss pounds
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!
picnics life-is
Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.