Jane Wagner
Jane Wagner
Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 February 1935
CityMorristown, TN
CountryUnited States of America
thinking zippers garments
To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.
guess
I guess I can't say anything other than tremendous.
helping human learn required services students successful
It's helping students learn what's required to be successful in human services careers.
asked infinity list pressed thoughts time
They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I had to think about, infinity was not on my list of things to think about. It could be time on an ego-trip, for all I know. After all, when youre pressed for time, infinity may as well not be there.
kids
Now we are celebrating all generations at this event. There is something for everyone. You don't need to have kids to come to this.
ability american-comedian ourselves survival
Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.
birth human learn milestones students
The idea is for students to learn about the human milestones from birth to the aging.
cause clue communication fact hard humans lack language likely lived people suffer verbal void words worse
We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had our first thought, most likely we didnt know what to think. Its hard to think without words cause you havent got a clue as to what youre thinking. So if you think we suffer from a lack of communication now, think what it must have been like then, when people lived in a verbal void - made worse by the fact that there were no words such as verbal void.
funny god hilarious
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
funny success women
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
complaining needs language
Language because of our deep inner need to complain....
funny baby humor
If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?
sex people listening
People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.
goal worry tunes
I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.