Jane Wagner
Jane Wagner
Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 February 1935
CityMorristown, TN
CountryUnited States of America
stress reality causes
I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.
funny illusions-of-grandeur delusions-of-grandeur
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
dream children doctors
You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.
worry humanity levels
I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.
women optimistic memorable
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
spiritual atheist science
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.
getting-what-you-want realizing knows
Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.
sex term having-sex
To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.
mirrors laughing
Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
ambition thinking ambitious
It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.
funny intelligent talking
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
doe boring affair
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
firsts world fats
When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.
night nuts coke
Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.