Jane Wagner
Jane Wagner
Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 February 1935
CityMorristown, TN
CountryUnited States of America
thinking ideas survival
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
reality thinking views
My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.
ambition thinking ambitious
It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.
thinking giving people
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.
thinking drug freak
Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?
mom my-mom going-to-work
My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.
distance two parent
I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.
crazy people insanity
Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.
people might way
If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.
ego infinity ego-trip
Infinity: Time on an ego trip.
dark worry fleas
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.
conscious hard mobile
... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.
sex persons personal-things
Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?
night nuts coke
Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.