Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
I was like, 'Have you all heard me talk?' ... You know, nobody's making Seinfeld live in Indiana.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.
I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.
Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.
If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.