Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarksonis an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. He is best known for co-presenting the BBC TV show Top Gear with Richard Hammond and James May from October 2002 to March 2015. He also writes weekly columns for The Sunday Times and The Sun...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth11 April 1960
CityDoncaster, England
gay sides feminine
I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.
insomnia suffering looks
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
girl zoos men
You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal.
top-gear faster cool-cars
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
ice ideas iron
Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and killing us all. So they need a new foodstuff: something that is rich in iron, calcium and natural goodness. Plainly they cannot eat meat so here is an idea to chew on. Why not feed them vegetarians?
mistake glasses two
It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass, metal, and rubber, and that’s all they see. People like you or I know we have an unshakable belief that cars are living entities… You can develop a relationship with a car and that’s what non-car people don’t get… When something has foibles and won’t handle properly, that gives it a particularly human quality because it makes mistakes, and that’s how you can build a relationship with a car that other people won’t get.
ability screws multi-tasking
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
sexually-transmitted-diseases people syphilis
This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying “Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.”
love motor-racing car
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
thinking facts knows
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
life running people
The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are avoidable, and that death is something that only happens to people who eat meat and smoke.
light would-be top-gear
Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.
thinking swedish
I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!
may six world
God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.