Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarksonis an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. He is best known for co-presenting the BBC TV show Top Gear with Richard Hammond and James May from October 2002 to March 2015. He also writes weekly columns for The Sunday Times and The Sun...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth11 April 1960
CityDoncaster, England
running fun light
Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.
oil car jogging
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
sex wagons top-gear
The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite
car tonight ferrari
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!
dog book taken
She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When I was in the middle of 'Red Storm Rising' by Tom Clancy - which was not selected for the Man Booker shortlist - you could have taken my liver out and fed it to the dog. And I wouldn't have noticed.
morning mean thinking
If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3).
looks being-smart smarter
Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.
cutting should-have fog
Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.
fun air car
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
awful cost realising
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.
sorry sleep aston-martin
I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.
gay sides feminine
I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.
insomnia suffering looks
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
girl zoos men
You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal.