Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarksonis an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. He is best known for co-presenting the BBC TV show Top Gear with Richard Hammond and James May from October 2002 to March 2015. He also writes weekly columns for The Sunday Times and The Sun...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth11 April 1960
CityDoncaster, England
mean night order
I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Gear was on last night - and you just sit back and wait for the complaints. But if you start to pay attention to everyones concerns, you end up with something bland and boring. So you sort of have to ignore everybody in order to do the show how we want to do it.
nice blow waiting
I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.
horse men
I'm a horse of a man!
football lasts slow-motion
If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks.
remember boat knows
You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!
south-africa south built
There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!
honey ferrari earth
The newest Ferrari of them all, the 458, the Italia. The GT3 was good, but nowhen near as good as this... almost nothing on Earth is as good as this... Set that something I've just told, involving Cameron Diaz... and some honey... then it comes that even that isn't as good as this.
cheer thinking ideas
I think it's a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and inhuman. But it would at least cheer everyone up a bit.
dirty eye men
Like many men, I can never find anything that I'm looking for, even when I'm actually looking at it. In a fridge, I think milk is actually invisible to the male eye. And so, it turns out, are dirty great holes in the fence.
top-gear cool-cars comfortable
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
mean earth wealth
Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth
disappointment ambition life-is
Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.
safety healthy killing
All this health and safety talk is just killing me.
looks persons
The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler