Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarksonis an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. He is best known for co-presenting the BBC TV show Top Gear with Richard Hammond and James May from October 2002 to March 2015. He also writes weekly columns for The Sunday Times and The Sun...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth11 April 1960
CityDoncaster, England
mean past bears
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.
insomnia suffering looks
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
bmw house leaving
If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.
ferrari top-gear versions
I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.
democracy world lectures
The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!
orange lions ridiculous
That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.
president way vipers
Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.
stupid holiday thinking
If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude - it's not a holiday programme, it's the truth.
air sitting dashboards
The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
genius sometimes
Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.
sexually-transmitted-diseases syphilis top-gear
Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
party ebola people
Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze.
coffee home complaining
Italy's youngsters complain, apparently, about having to live at home until they are 72 but that's because they spend all their money on suits and coffee and Alfa Romeos rather than mortgages.
dog eye sharks
Let's be perfectly clear, shall we. The fox is not a little orange puppy dog with doe eyes and a waggly tail. It's a disease-ridden wolf with the morals of a psychopath and the teeth of a great white shark.