Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarksonis an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. He is best known for co-presenting the BBC TV show Top Gear with Richard Hammond and James May from October 2002 to March 2015. He also writes weekly columns for The Sunday Times and The Sun...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth11 April 1960
CityDoncaster, England
air sitting dashboards
The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
mean past bears
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.
mean earth wealth
Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth
disappointment ambition life-is
Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.
safety healthy killing
All this health and safety talk is just killing me.
fear men suffering
Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our lives has a Caucasian face attached to it?
looks persons
The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler
tattoo faces size
Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
clouds understanding delight
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
night woods top-gear
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
bees
My epiglottis is full of bees!
car complaining top-gear
In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.
ferrari top-gear versions
I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.
life running people
The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are avoidable, and that death is something that only happens to people who eat meat and smoke.