Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
sex gynecologists telephones
I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
regret done ive-learned
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
husband night naked
I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.
stay-strong upset enjoy
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
next rooms born
I was born in 1962 and the room next to me was 1963.
love-life missing life-is-like
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
alzheimers comedian might
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
people approval accepting
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
grandchildren pigs talking
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.
calm calm-down enjoy
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
daughter speak jokes
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."
fashion clothes age
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.
fashion holiday faces
My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
want aging chickens
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.