Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
retirement fun aging
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
fun ifs
If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others
dog years two
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
baby husband should-have
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
funny hilarious hate
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
business partners equal
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
horse believe two
If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
adventure worst-moments laughing
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
hair oscars red
The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor,
mean enjoy-life alive
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
happiness money funny-life
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
yellow age i-can
I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.
men years age
When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
humor tunnels light
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.