Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
sexy age underwear
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
love life sexy
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
wise wisdom thinking
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
circles outsiders hillarious
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
thank-you country fashion
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
worry process
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
age way steak
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
husband trout my-husband
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
aspirin mayonnaise hillarious
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
sexy fashion knows
You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
suicidal night lasts
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
airplane figures edges
Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.
dating body pieces
After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
jobs noses brooklyn
Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!