Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
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Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
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You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
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Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
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Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.
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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
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Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.
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Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.