Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
funny life stranger
Never floss with a stranger.
memorable laughing comedian
I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
funny humor groups
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
funny stupid war
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
children lamps noon
A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.
love funny long
It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.
funny hilarious mistake
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
hate people doe
I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'
funny mother witty
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
children airplane next
What could be nicer than to have three horrible children behind you in an airplane, and the next set, you go onstage and you talk about how much you despise the children and what you would like to do to them on an airplane? That's the only time I would gladly take a terrorist on. It'd be worth it to get rid of these children.
dog true-friend love-you
Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
breakup divorce unhappy
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
rooms dentist canaries
You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
memorable laughing tough
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.