Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
apology laughing watches
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
laughing deals ifs
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
success inspiration memorable
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
hilarious sailing pay
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
horse believe two
If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
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If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others
wise mean thinking
Marriage isn't a contest to see who is most often right. Marriage requires being what the Japanese call 'the wise bamboo,' which means you bend so you don't break. Treat your spouse with the flexibility and respect you would give to a top client. Think how we treat clients; We smile, we are polite, we listen to their ideas. Never forget that your spouse is your most important client.
grieving get-better wish
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
retirement fun aging
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
business partners equal
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
daughter wish littles
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.