Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
comedian citizens fiber
As a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal - in all of those areas, I am looking forward to the end of the Bush administration with every fiber of my being.
sense-of-humor frustrating ifs
Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.
gay lifestyle-choices people
I'll tell you this: Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we have, for religion -we protect religion- and talk about a lifestyle choice! That is absolutely a choice. Gay people don't choose to be gay. At what age did you choose not to be gay?
bills bill-o-reilly my-friends
My friend Bill O’Reilly is completely full of sh*t.
two president done
Yes, it seems that as the President (George W. Bush) comes to the end of his two terms, he's finally realized the best way to get things done for you, is for you to do it.
waiting scripts machines
Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back!
lapd refreshing beaten
How refreshing. A suspect beaten up BEFORE the LAPD showed up.
yams balls may
Here's what I realized about the yam - it's the same colour as a Nerf ball. You may be wondering: 'Is he saying he ate a Nerf ball?'...
gay iran president
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims there are no homosexuals in Iran, just like there are no gay conservatives in the US.
redneck america states
Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
placebo-effect missing golden-girls
I never thought I'd say this, but I miss voter fraud.
fathers-day valentine son
Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh, even if they do like chocolate, they don't want it from their son.
death suicide lasts
The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
father wonderful grudge
The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.