Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
thinking alaska santa
When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.
children night ice-cream
Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious!
teacher fire missiles
I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.
moments your-mom
Here it is ... your moment of zen.
funny war good-luck
We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck.
amway refrigerators
I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.
people trying lines
I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
responsibility media political
I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.
country confused mexican
The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You're Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to... Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can't imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.
college life-is complete-life
College is something you complete. Life is something you experience.
men people habit
People talk about sexual assault like it's a bad habit that men have.
gay rights people
It's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights as someone else.
ocean west-indies blue
In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue and discovered America. Now, some have argued Columbus actually discovered the West Indies, or that Norsemen had discovered America centuries earlier, or that you really can't get credit for discovering a land already populated by indigenous people with a developed civilization. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.
school technology space
How far back to the elementary school core curriculum do we have to go to get someone on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology caught up?