Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
government congress justin
Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government
careers trying want
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
gay army thinking
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
office nurse balls
It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.
church baptists chickens
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
advice investing today
If I'd only followed CNBC's advice, I'd have a million dollars today. Provided I'd started with a hundred million dollars.
golf men guy
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.
jobs heart guy
There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!
graduation fall age
Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.
america conservative lost
Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.
perfect use realizing
You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.
giving-up war care
Who cares how we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons if we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons.
done death-penalty lawyer
McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
funny hilarious country
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.