Larry David

Larry David
Lawrence Gene "Larry" Davidis an American comedian, writer, actor, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, and he served as its head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1996. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself...
ProfessionTV Producer
Date of Birth2 July 1947
CityBrooklyn, NY
vanilla whatever
I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.
funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny.
enthusiasm best-things curb
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
fighting people chocolate
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
funny childhood tough
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
drug needs
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
helping help-me drivers
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
funny thinking bad-grades
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
who-i-am jerk
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
party compromise dissatisfied
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied
funny-love love-you romantic-love
Women love a self-confident bald man.
umpires casual walks
Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
mom mother kids
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.
funny lonely feel-good
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.