Larry the Cable Guy
Larry the Cable Guy
Daniel Lawrence Whitney, better known by his stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, former radio personality and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth17 February 1963
CityPawnee City, NE
CountryUnited States of America
wine vegetables pounds
I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.
funny baby kids
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?
funny boys looks
Bought a pair of boots the other day, and they was some silicone gel in there. Big red letters said, "Do not eat." Do they really need that stuff in them boots? Is there really some dude opening a pair of boots goin', "Boy, look at them boots. What the hell? I better eat that. I don't know what the hell that is."
ice age dinosaurs
I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?
mom kids people
People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed."
wrecks sometimes truck
Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.
bucks cost fireworks
Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.
midget
I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
tickets care said
I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS.
nashville weather july
Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.
laughing people enjoy
I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh.
hunting fishing guy
I enjoy hunting, but if I had my choice to go deer hunting or bass fishing, I'd take bass fishing any day of the week. I enjoy both of them, but yeah, I'm a very outdoorsy guy.
freedom-of-speech speech free-speech
I'm defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech.
hey doe makers
I disagree with a lot of things, but hey, what a person does is between them and their maker. I can disagree with somebody, and I can still be friends with them.