Larry the Cable Guy
Larry the Cable Guy
Daniel Lawrence Whitney, better known by his stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, former radio personality and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth17 February 1963
CityPawnee City, NE
CountryUnited States of America
parks tornadoes funny-redneck
I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
funny boys looks
Bought a pair of boots the other day, and they was some silicone gel in there. Big red letters said, "Do not eat." Do they really need that stuff in them boots? Is there really some dude opening a pair of boots goin', "Boy, look at them boots. What the hell? I better eat that. I don't know what the hell that is."
kids want hell
I was pretty subdued [as a kid ] because I didn't want to get spanked, and I didn't want to go to Hell.
ice age dinosaurs
I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?
mom kids people
People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed."
wrecks sometimes truck
Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.
bucks cost fireworks
Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.
midget
I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
tickets care said
I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS.
years names guy
We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special.
basketball stars thinking
I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem. First of all, who would think that Larry the Cable Guy would go to Harlem to play basketball? And I was received like a rock star. It was amazing! There were people everywhere. There were guys walking by yelling, Git r done!
nashville weather july
Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.
gay sick care
I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all.
cousin men upset
I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!