Larry the Cable Guy
Larry the Cable Guy
Daniel Lawrence Whitney, better known by his stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, former radio personality and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth17 February 1963
CityPawnee City, NE
CountryUnited States of America
baseball football team
I follow the baseball team on the Internet more than I do the football team. Generally you can get a Nebraska game anywhere. Before I started doing big arenas and stuff and had a tour bus when I was just working comedy clubs way back when I would always listen to the games in my hotel room on the Internet.
names want bombs
I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs.
wrecks sometimes truck
Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.
country thinking rocks
I THINK ITS COOL THAT OTHER CROWDS LIKE WHAT I DO. HOWEVER IVE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD MIX OF PEOPLE AT MY SHOWS. I STARTED DOING THINGS ON RADIO ON ROCK MARKETS AND ALTERNATIVE MARKETS. IVE ALWAYS BEEN A COUNTRY TYPE ACT HOWEVER I STARTED WITH THE ROCK MARKET. IM VERY INTERCHANGEABLE.
smart new-orleans assessment
Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying, with bad jokes, that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats who can't swim is a genius.
doctors office needs
I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it.
gun people blame
Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling
dream kids games
When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one.
I'm not a party guy, and I'm not a Hollywood guy, either.