Les Dawson
Les Dawson
Leslie "Les" Dawson, Jr. was an English comedian, actor, writer, and presenter, who is best remembered for deadpan style, curmudgeonly persona and jokes about his mother-in-law and wife...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth2 February 1931
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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
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My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
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My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
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The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.