Matt Will
Matt Will
proud masturbation ashamed
Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
kids bart-simpson want
My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'
fiction reason-why worried
With 'Futurama,' I was just worried that somebody would beat us to it; it seemed so obvious that there should be an animated science fiction show set in the future. And one of the reasons why it's not, I learned, is that it's really, really difficult.
fiction comedy science-fiction
Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix.
nuts giving people
God often gives nuts to toothless people.
life-changing nice able
My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, "Oh, my God, I've arrived".
pain giving firsts
If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.
parent tvs more-time
It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.
embrace
You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it.
eye drawing hollywood
For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they'd be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin.
cat moon thinking
Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my feeling is less is more. Once you've skinned and flayed a cat, ripped his head off, made him drink acid and tied his tongue to the moon, there really isn't that much to say.
long justice done
You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
world might ends
The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.
beer thinking drink
Think beer; drink beer.