Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbigliais an American comedian, writer, actor, and director...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth20 June 1978
CityShewrsbury, MA
CountryUnited States of America
parent computer realizing
I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.
ideas people creepy
Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.
comedy reluctant one-thing
The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.
mad guy together
Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your finances together. You got no cash, your credit cards are maxed out. You don't even have minutes on your calling card. I had to use my card to call you.'
falling-in-love love-is ice
Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
funny humor men
I read recently that women still make 30% less than men in the workplace. Which I think is fine, cause if we didn't make 30% more, you guys would marry each other.
funny humor soul
I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.
giving first-impression firsts
I just don't give off a great first impression.
divorce rejection feels
I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.
funny hate humor
I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"
stage
Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage.
funny selfish humor
When you're in a relationship with someone who's selfish, what keeps you in it is the fact that when they shine on you, it's this souped-up shine. And you feel like you're in the club. And you don't even know what club it is. You just know you want to stay in it.
laughing jazz comedy
Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool because jazz is cool, but sometimes jazz sucks ... Maybe I'm the Kenny G of comedy.
whole-family reception ploy
I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.