Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbigliais an American comedian, writer, actor, and director...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth20 June 1978
CityShewrsbury, MA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor kids
I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.
funny clever growing-up
It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more clever than others.
funny humor trying
Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs. They come up to you and say "You gotta dance! you gotta dance!" And then I dance, and they're like, "Not like that!"
funny girl humor
A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'
funny humor pay
I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees...
funny baby humor
I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.
alienation
Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.
dream sleep brain
Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.
tragedy different comedy
Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.
married
I almost can't even put to words how happy I am that I got married.
girlfriend perfect dating
...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.
passionate want feels
I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.
laughing retweet
Essentially, retweets are like laughs.
nice funny-valentines-day kids
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!