Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 February 1968
CitySaint Paul, MN
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor smell
I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!
food waffles pancakes
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
funny daughter mother
People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"
funny witty clever
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
funny humor car
I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car.
funny humor buns
How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's magical. There must be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Peel off the backing, place it on the bun.
funny humor home
They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.
funny humor numbers
I like it when you buy something and pay with a credit card, they put your credit card on the receipt, but only the last four numbers. Aha! I'm really good at guessing twelve numbers. I can't guess 16 numbers, so thanks for the assistance!
funny humor lasts
I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.
thinking sky cities
Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.
funny cancer humor
I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.
fall drinking leather-jackets
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"
funny sweet humor
Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth.
funny life dream
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.