Oscar Levant
Oscar Levant
Oscar Levantwas an American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor. He was as famous for his mordant character and witticisms, on the radio and in movies and television, as for his music...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionPianist
Date of Birth27 December 1906
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
Oscar Levant quotes about
hurts
It's not what you are, but what you don't become that hurts
funny flower humorous
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
funny humility pride
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
funny humorous party
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
funny sarcastic loneliness
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
arthur kosher
Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.
funny depressing patient
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
funny time work
So little time and so little to do.
reviews bad-reviews my-friends
I never read bad reviews about myself, because my friends invariably tell me about them.
humble talent be-humble
I am no more humble than my talents require.
mistress stories bears
I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.
eisenhower
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.