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humility responsibility guilt
Don’t nurture a sense of guilt; rather, nurture a sense of responsibility married with a sense of humility. Tariq Ramadan
pride important cameras
I had to get my camera to register things that were more important than how poor they were--their pride, their strength, their spirit. Dorothea Lange
pride play guts
You've got to play with pride and guts. Lamar Odom
pride soul tolerance
Every era has a currency that buys souls. In some the currency is pride, in others it is hope, in still others it is a holy cause. There are of course times when hard cash will buy souls, and the remarkable thing is that such times are marked by civility, tolerance, and the smooth working of everyday life. Eric Hoffer
pride failing
Because he could not afford to fail, he could not afford to trust. Joseph J. Ellis
pride land water
One cannot attain divine knowledge till one gets rid of pride. Water does not stay on the top of a mound; but into low land it flows in torrents from all sides. Ramakrishna
pride ideas irony
The antidote to hubris, to overweening pride, is irony, that capacity to discover and systematize ideas. Ralph Ellison
pride men thinking
Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. Ralph Waldo Emerson
pride men soul
Not in nature but in man is all the beauty and worth he sees. The world is very empty, and is indebted to this gilding, exalting soul for all its pride.
pride vanity handsome
Pride is handsome, economical; pride eradicates so many vices, letting none subsist but itself, that it seems as if it were a great gain to exchange vanity for pride.