Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudneris an American comedian, writer and actress. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rita Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned her stage presence to stand-up comedy where she’s flourished for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and numerous appearances on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, helped establish Rudner as one of the premiere female comics to emerge from the comedy boom of the 1980s...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 September 1953
CityMiami, FL
CountryUnited States of America
Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
Men who write love letters don't live in this century.
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.
Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.
I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.
My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.
I have a hold limit that I've set for myself. I hold until I start to imagine myself killing the person on the other end. Then I hang up and regroup.
My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.
Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.
Eye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.