Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudneris an American comedian, writer and actress. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rita Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned her stage presence to stand-up comedy where she’s flourished for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and numerous appearances on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, helped establish Rudner as one of the premiere female comics to emerge from the comedy boom of the 1980s...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 September 1953
CityMiami, FL
CountryUnited States of America
Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.
After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.
I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.
My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.