Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
iowa firsts made
One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.
problem problem-solvers
I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.
mirrors restaurants diets
I'm on the mirror diet. You eat all your food in front of a mirror in the nude. It works pretty good, though some of the fancier restaurants don't go for it.
divorce upset widows
I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.
jobs kids parenting
I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
dream men years
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
sick love-and-marriage
We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.
successful people television
A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.
kids mean thinking
The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.
song toes hardship
There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.
play body instruments
Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.
laughing
Laugh every day as much as you can.
darkness mind sanity
There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.
winning years victory
Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years.