Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
bed birth control hour night spend
Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
happening inside leave night rest
I'd see them leave at the end of the show and think, 'Maybe for the rest of the night something is happening inside their bodies.'
kicking matter quietly
The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.
mom
Know how to do anything - Im a mom
self-esteem roots evil
Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.
trade
They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher.
signs
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open.
alive figure kids
I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
cleaning excuse mess
Excuse the mess but we live here.
trying world weight
Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
fun worry dying
If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.
drinking simple cosmos
Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.
lonely writing thinking
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.
time women humor
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.