Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
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Comedy is the only hope for humanity.
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
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Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.
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Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.
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I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.
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Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
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As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.