Roseanne

Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
signs
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open.
alive figure kids
I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
alive children figure parenting
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
mom
Know how to do anything - Im a mom
work
Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's going to be head-butting.
genius great miss work
I am so sad. She was a great person and a genius to work with. We will all miss her.
consider good judge
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people...that's why I don't like any of them.
complain funny month time women
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
marijuana doctors herbs
Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.
cleaning excuse mess
Excuse the mess but we live here.
inspirational being-strong strong-women
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
trying world weight
Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
fun worry dying
If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.
drinking simple cosmos
Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.