Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
philosophy food men
Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.
lonely writing thinking
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.
time women humor
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
funny-relationship worry house
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
mom mother clever
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
artist nerd listening
A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
easter humanity comedy
Comedy is the only hope for humanity.
funny running war
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
marriage suicide husband
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
birthday travel humor
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.
strong men essentials
Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women need righteous and strong men who will help us to use our most cherished gifts: the ability to multitask and problem solve.
california bird bypass
Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.
funny family mom
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.
artist media voice
It's a big culture of mind control too, MK-Ultra mind control rules in Hollywood. If you don't know that, google it and look into it. It's really hard for artists to find their voice in the media. It's levels of brainwashing and mind control.