Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
pliers politics pairs
politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.
stuff done get-money
I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.
abortion
Abortion is a woman's right.
common-sense church care
I simply care nothing for any of your religions, as all three are fundamentally flawed, unlike the Church of Common Sense, right from the start! They call God he instead of she and all three would like to burn me at the stake for saying that!
way wanted
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.
husband church married
My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
earth problem doughnut
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.
gay men creating
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
mirrors restaurants diets
I'm on the mirror diet. You eat all your food in front of a mirror in the nude. It works pretty good, though some of the fancier restaurants don't go for it.
biology menopause enjoy
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
imitation form show-business
Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.
agents fats interest
Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.
darkness mind sanity
There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.
goddess housewife
I call myself a 'domestic goddess.