Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
husband church married
My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
earth problem doughnut
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.
self-esteem men talking
Those who can't do, teach. And, as Woody Allen says, those who can't teach, teach gym. And, as I say, those who can't teach gym become experts. That's who we look to for answers these days-the people telling you how to make your marriage work. Men telling women how to raise their self-esteem. The only thing that cures everything is talking to people who have the same problem you do. The rest is just a moneymaking bullshit scheme that some asshole is getting rich on.
gay men creating
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
mirrors restaurants diets
I'm on the mirror diet. You eat all your food in front of a mirror in the nude. It works pretty good, though some of the fancier restaurants don't go for it.
biology menopause enjoy
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
imitation form show-business
Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.
agents fats interest
Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.
darkness mind sanity
There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.
laughing
Laugh every day as much as you can.
goddess housewife
I call myself a 'domestic goddess.
funny-inspirational children anger
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
fun hate goddess
I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'
marriage sex food
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.