Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
beer feel-better smell
I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.
fun worry dying
If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.
inspirational jobs husband
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
trying world weight
Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
people judging good-judges
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.
inspirational being-strong strong-women
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
thinking offers solutions
I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.
cleaning excuse mess
Excuse the mess but we live here.
marijuana doctors herbs
Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.
want hell politician
I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.
pits remember punk
I remember performing on a punk stage with no mic in the middle of a mosh pit. My act was called "How to Be a Domestic Goddess."
vision littles grew
When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.
people want entertainment
The basic thing is, people want to get paid, so they'll say the things that get them paid, in entertainment or politics.
ears truth-is available
Truth is available to the ears that can hear it.