Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
husband locked needed space
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
husband real writing
I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.
marriage suicide husband
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
inspirational jobs husband
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
husband space house
Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
husband leaving infidelity
My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.
husband thinking wife
This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. He comes in: "Hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do we have any Cheetos left?" Like he can't go over and lift up the sofa cushion himself.
husband church married
My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
husband admire restraint
Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.
sex husband lasts
My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it.
husband thinking wheels
My husband says, 'Roseanne, don't you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?' Like I'm gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for that.
girl husband passion
I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.
bed birth control hour night spend
Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
happy maybe pay
I'm happy that it's going for sale, 'cause maybe I can pay my bills. That would be cool.