Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
writing should wells
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
kids weekend fifteen
My kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something I'm not particularly proud of, but it was that or firearms.
israel pay bills
As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.
funny family mom
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.
girl children play
I used to play Barbies with my Mormon neighbor friend; it was always, "Oh, we're going to go on a date. Ken's taking us out, and we're going with Ken on a date." And I was like, "We're parachuting behind enemy lines to save the Jews." That's how I played Barbies. I was told when I was a girl that every Jewish woman has to have five children to replace three fifths of our people that were killed. That's how I was raised.
self-esteem roots evil
Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.
strong men essentials
Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women need righteous and strong men who will help us to use our most cherished gifts: the ability to multitask and problem solve.
marriage suicide husband
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
being-happy food weight-loss
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
birthday travel humor
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.
peaceful calm know-how
I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.
inspiring mother people
There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
men arms very-sad
A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?
female why-not hey
Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?