Sam Kinison
Sam Kinison
Samuel Burl "Sam" Kinisonwas an American stand-up comedian and actor. He was known for his intense, harsh and politically incorrect humor. A former Pentecostal preacher, he performed stand-up routines that were most often characterized by an intense style, similar to charismatic preachers, and punctuated by his trademark scream...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 December 1953
CityYakima, WA
CountryUnited States of America
Sam Kinison quotes about
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?
AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.
I'm attracted to heartbreakers.
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.
The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not?
John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.
I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays.
Society needs a couple of vents that say what you're not supposed to say.