Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
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People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
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The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.
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Our guys know they are about to play the toughest game on our schedule. We know what is ahead of us with seeding and the playoffs. But all that is in the hands of our leaders and veterans. If they want to go out and win these games, then they can.
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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
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I'm honest with our team and tell them when the game will be difficult or when I think we can win by two or three touchdowns. This game will be difficult, but I think we can win any game on our schedule.
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My training is in business and economics, so my mind gravitates toward the business model,
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It fascinates me that there are people like that, and they're allowed to vote.
best stir
When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
looking warm
This year, we are looking for a warm day in the 30s.
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time.
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I get mail; therefore I am.
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Tyler Phillips will also get more carries this week. He has made some big chunks of yards this season when given the chance.
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We are not thinking about two games right now. We are focusing on Cordova this week. We have to go there and that is a tough place to go. They are a vastly improved team from last season. But we won't back down from the challenge.