Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
television soup news
Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.
family leadership jobs
Cardinal Dolan, of course, has a very, very hard job: trying to hold up Catholic family values in sexually liberal New York City. I'm not saying New York is the Gay Mecca. But it's at least Gay-rusalem.
important example graphic
Like O'Rielly, we'll grab the most important word of each sentence... 'The' for example. Also, I'll say, 'I'm angry,' and the graphic will read, 'Colbert angry.
answers way wonder
Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.
cake america tonight
I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.
devil belief equations
Equations are the devil's sentences.
presidential lists winner
Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me!
ice stuff why-not
I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?
enemy scent
The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear
horse dad battle
What are the origins of dressage? Did just, one day, some young horse say to his dad, 'Dad, I don't want to charge into battle...I just wanna dance'?
religion atheism worship
Atheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.
order needs dollars
In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
wings trying united-states
What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.
play people black
I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.