Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
graduation ideas next
Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
love-is
I love being onstage.
doe news junkie
I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.
laughing use news
I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
dog apples pie
I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it
butterfly cocoons stomach
I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!
obvious firm
You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
incentives corporations facts
If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.
ocean mean august
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.
years scotch hey
Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
eggs breaking-eggs
You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.
angry
I'm getting angry at liberals.
korea honor attention
North Korea is willing to go to any lengths for the whole world to honor its demands of 'Ooh, please pay attention to us.'
winning thinking president
Winning the Nobel Prize does not automatically qualify you to be commander in chief. I think George Bush has proved definitively that to be president, you don't need to care about science, literature or peace.